BOMBING FOR PEACE IS LIKE F*CKING FOR VIRGINITY

FORGET LOVE, ID RATHER FALL IN CHOCOLATE <3

DONT GET MAD. I GET EVEN.

I KNOW YOURE TEXTUALLY ACTIVE

I NEVER FINISH ANYTH

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB. I ATE IT WITH MINT SAUCE.

IDAHO?? NO, UDAHO!!!

ID TELL YOU TO GO TO HELL.... BUT I WORK THERE AND I WOULDNT WANT TO SEE YOU EVERYDAY.

I GAVE UP JESUS FOR LENT.

PROCRASTINATORS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!! ..TOMORROW

I WISH MY LAWN WAS EMO SO IT WOULD CUT ITSELF

P.E.T.A. ......[P]EOPLE [E]ATING [T]ASTY [A]NIMALS

A FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE.... A GOOD FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE A BODY..

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOURE WITHIN ROUNDHOUSE KICK RANGE.

IF YOURE SWIMMING IN SHIT, ITS BEST TO KEEP YOUR CHIN UP (A & M SHOW)

THE POLICE..... NEVER THINK ITS AS FUNNY AS YOU DO.

BUY ME A DRINK.... WATCH THE SHOW

CANCEL MY SUBCRIPTION. IM TIRED OF YOUR ISSUES.

HHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHA.... SOMETIMES I PEE WHEN I LAUGH...

YOU HATE ME?? I HOPE YOUR TOILET DOESNT FLUSH.

TELL BARACK.. IM BAROKE!!

PTERODACTYLS.... ARE PTERRIFYING

WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION?? THE ONLY ONES IVE SEEN SO FAR ARE YOUR LIPS.

SCREW WORLD PEACE. I WANT A PONY.

DRINK APPLE JUICE, OJ WILL KILL YOU!!

NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY - LIKE WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT!

SOME PEOPLE THINK I HAVE A.D.D., BUT THEY DONT UNDERS.... HEY, LOOK, SQUIRREL!

SHITAKE MUSHROOMS?? WHY WOULD I WANT SHIT ACHE MUSHROOMS!!!???


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lol i gotta use sum of these
made up sum of these, found sum on the internet. Enjoy!!!

XD btw they dont apply to me... generally.... LAWLLL